Weetabix

Genuinely healthy breakfast cereal that can often be used as a pseudo-laxative.

Weetabix: Looks like shit, tastes like shit, gives you the shits!

by Pedro Fandango September 12, 2006

wheataboo

Someone who pretends to have wheat intolerance to gain attention, normally this attention can not be gained by their personality so they pretend to have a digestive condition instead.

Gregg -"Ohhh, ahh, guys, Oh guys i cant eat that i have a wheat intolerance."
Everyone else - "fuck off Gregg stop being a wheataboo and eat your pizza"

by Soutty May 10, 2018

I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

by Cereal poster April 18, 2019

Weetabix

Weetabix is a definition for the literal and physical manifestation of fucking god himself. People who experience weetabix go through extreme euphoria. Its a highly prized and treasured material and most people will go to great lengths to get their hands on it. Bitch

Dude. I fully just saw Ronald McDonald back flip off of a skyscraper. This weetabix is good

by Bin man May 24, 2019

whatabitch

When a person is being rude. Bragging that they have something / know something that you dont.

* Is not what-a-bitch put together. This is a new word.

The Ex Girlfriend : You two should get to know eachother better. Like he knows just about everything about me, and I know basically evrything about him

Current Girlfriend : okay.

Current Girlfriend to Best Friend : Wow shes such a whatabitch.

by italianiphonegirl22784 May 30, 2009

weetabix

breakfast cereal which should only be ate warm, if ate cold there’s something wrong

i’m having weetabix for breakfast, but warm only

by flickercapaldi March 20, 2019

Weetabix Challenge

The weetabix challenge is a dietary programme designed to improve gastro-intestinal performance and general health and well being. It is also said that benefits to energy levels and allows extended periods of concentration. The programme is followed by the participant sleeping for 14 minutes every hour proceeded with a single unit of dry weetabix accompanied by only water.

The programme was developed by Prof. Edmund Donaldson of Chicago State University and has gone under several trials to test its effectiveness.

The Weetabix Food Co. have described the trials as 'A Significant Advancement'

-"Say, Jim's looking healthy."
-"That's 'cause he's on that Weetabix Challenge"

by Jonny3Shoes December 16, 2008