Whatashit

After eating a meal off of the "All-Time Favorites" menu at Whataburger, you blow up the bathroom with a Whatashit

Noah ate the large Monterrey Melt meal and then went to the family restroom to drop a massive Whatashit

by LaneSalsa May 14, 2015

Whatabeezy

South Texas slang for the popular fast food restaurant cuisine Whataburger.

I'm low-key down for whatabeezy

by RGVguy123 December 12, 2017

Whatanighter

The act of frequenting the local Whataburger while pulling an all-nighter.

"Yesterday I pulled a whatanighter while being served coffee throughout the early hours of the morning."

by Rogi__ April 8, 2009

Whatacucked

When the line at the drive-thru Whataburger at 11pm is too fucking long and you are not about to wait in line 45 min for your order.

Me and the boys went out to get Whataburger but we got Whatacucked and had to go to Jack in the Box instead.

by Theaticerkamckw January 20, 2023

Whatadisaster

the unpleasant bathroom experience endured by Whataburger customers after eating the Triple Meat Whataburger; this experience is purely due to the sheer volume of the meal, and not at all to do with any lack of quality on its brand's part

Huey: Man, I had Whataburger this afternoon, and--
Marv: Let me guess: you've been having Whatadisaster all evening...?

by Gregg Pittman January 8, 2014

whataburger tents

that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!

dude i went to whataburger yesterday and managed to get like five whataburger tents!

by vortexwolf13 October 6, 2011

Whataburger

If you live in the Southern region of the United States, it's the place to go to when you're drunk as shit 2AM in the morning with your mates. They serve AMAZING burgers and are 24/7 and are one of the many reasons why Texas kicks ass.

Guy 1: Dudeeeeee I'm getting the munchiest let's go to Whataburger
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! I'm keeping the place number too as part of my Whata number collection too!
Guy 3: FUCK YEAH TEXAS!

by AKewlName February 21, 2014