by LilLynx November 28, 2017
Get the Wamen mug.Only for use with women who have abundant upper lip facial hair. After vigorous fellatio, pull out of the woman's mouth, deposit a "Got Milk?"-style mustache of semen from edge to edge of the mustache, and allow to dry. Once dry, and presumably, while still restraining said mustachioed female from cleaning her face off, violently rip the hair and encrusted love sauce from her upper lip, leaving skin as soft as a baby's bottom.
Waxer: "Dude, chick showed up last night with more facial hair than Tom Selleck. After dinner and drinks, I brought her back to the shag pad and treated her to a Whalen Wax. She says she's never paying salon prices again!"
Buddy: "Nice."
Buddy: "Nice."
by Bigwhale January 15, 2010
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Wahmen
A 3rd wave American feminist female who always whines and cries (Hence the "WAH" in Wahmen) about how she is oppressed in the USA, even though she wouldn't know what true oppression is even if it bit her in the va-jay-jay.
A 3rd wave American feminist female who always whines and cries (Hence the "WAH" in Wahmen) about how she is oppressed in the USA, even though she wouldn't know what true oppression is even if it bit her in the va-jay-jay.
Karen is always complaining about men in the oil and gas industry who make more money than her, yet Karen doesn't want to work in the oil and gas industry. She's your typical wahmen
by Strogg78 October 31, 2020
Get the Wahmen mug.Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.
by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022
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