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Whale of A Teacher's Pet

A person who is overly obssessed or dedicated to being a "teacher's pet". They are known do everything that is in their means to acheive their goal of being a Teacher's Pet. Most people don't like or want to be a Teacher's Pet, which is a step down from a "Whale of A Teacher's Pet". These people are known to excessively (even more then a normal "Teacher's Pet") brag and kiss up to the teacher. They obsess over getting a 4.0 and may even come up with retarded nicknames for themselves, like "PowerHouse".

These type of people do not accept no for an answer. If they want extra credit, there is no other option then just giving it to them. They act all nice, but really they're jerks. They like to brag about nothing and make up stories just to make themselves look good. They can be bold at times, but when told off, they become scared and have no clue what to do. But, most the time they are just given what they want because people don't know how to react to their smugness.
Whale of a Teacher's Pet: whoa. I could get into any college I want. I deserve a 5.0, not a 4.0.

Teacher: oh,alright. I'll just take your college tuition out of my paycheck. I may have to sell my house, but I'd do anything for you.

Whale: now that sounds better. I knew you'd comply with me.
by _Fancy_ March 17, 2011
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Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.
Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.
by johnp May 2, 2014
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Whale Style

Having intercourse with a fat girl who lays in a similar fashion to a beached whale. Much to the shame of the male.
Dude, Ben totally went whale style with Katie (Who is fat) sounds fucking gross.
by James and Tony March 4, 2014
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Whale Subs

A man who gives large amounts of money in financial domination.
“I wish we could go to the mall today but none of my paypigs sent today…”

“No worries! I totally drained my Whale Subs today, drinks on me!”
by Allmyni August 30, 2021
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Porcelain Whale Song

The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.
I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.
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whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person
oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!
by jbp123 July 11, 2011
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The reverse whale spout

When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.
Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!
by The OG Jesus January 9, 2017
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