w welp

It's when ur life is so welpful that ur a w welp

"damn ur such a w welp"

by BUMPYRIDE March 19, 2022

welp

what really annoying people say instead of well. The same kind of people who use jah instead of yes.

Annoying.

Welp, I was a tool so my girlfriend dumped my sorry ass.

by fuzzyturtle July 6, 2004

Welp

An immaculate combination of four letters meant to mean any feeling or no feeling at all. The perfect word for no word at all and all words in the world

Joe: And that's how I murdered your beloved family friend
Friend:*loads gun and whips out dick* Welp

by Roasted sofa > fried syhphilis March 30, 2020

Welp

You say this when somthing bad happens but you don’t give enough fucks to care

Oh no, my scrotum got stuck in the stapler! Welp!

by Banana pubg sour patch kids February 9, 2020

welp

(interjection): another word for well as in "Oh well.", (noun): a pointless event.

(interjection): Welp, don't even try to turn on the tv, I broke it.
(noun): Trying to fix that busted tv is a welp.

by Allen Hughes III April 27, 2003

Welp

Simply a word often used to show one does not care. Used most commonly by teenagers of this generation to portray a nonchalant attitude towards something.

Teacher: "If you don't put your food away I'm going to kick you out of my class and I'll call your parents."

Chuvonya: "Welp! Do you need their numbers?"

by The anonymous angel July 20, 2018

welpedge

the act of blowing a green or brown booger from your nasal cavity.

i sure wish i could use my welpage skills to get this stuff out of my nasal cavity

by taylor keating May 24, 2004