wheatarded

Someone who has wheat allergies. People who eat gluten free.

"Oh, you ordered gluten free mac and cheese? You must wheatarded!"

by mo00ose November 19, 2013

Woodtarded

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.

You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.

by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022

Weirdtarded

\'wirˈtär-dəd\ adj: a portmanteau used to describe a person or thing, as an endearment, of sensless or exaggerated weirdness.

you are weirdtarded

by zfran July 13, 2010

Weedtard

A person who acts " retarded " meaning silly, goofy,absent minded. . Under the medicated state of marijuana. .

Omg! Did you really do that? You are such a weedtard!

by Tazfreak January 18, 2016

Reedtarded

To do some thing so witless, foolish, and dull, that it could only be done by Reed P.

Dude I got so high last night I went reedtarded! I think I forgot how to walk!

by Hardpp696969 July 5, 2022

weirdtarded

You're not retarded, you're wierd in a retarded way. You're kinda funny but embarassing.

Rolling on the sidewalk making those fucked up faces is weirdtarded.

by sammymom October 21, 2010

Weedtard

Someone who smokes way too much weed or dabs and only thinks Topshelf is the best and all other bud is mids.

hey John want to try some of this dispensary stuff nah Chris I only like jungleboys well John your a weedtard.

by Dilldoserous June 22, 2020