Weebs

Weebs are a bunch of normal definitely not devolved anime fans who believe that anime is the source of human existence. They are usually American, as the Japanese are just normal people. Weebs have a strange habit of dressing up as 14 year old school girls with oversized boobs and collosal eyes. They like to go with thousands of members of their species to cons, where they spend their life savings on a super saiyan 10 Goku figure or some hentai videos (usually both). They are intent on learning Japanese, especially the words and phrases; KOMICHIWA ONEE CHAN!, NANI?!, KAWAII! and basically nothing else. They are usually being arrested for attacking 'normies', people who don't believe their shitty ide- I mean fair thoughts. They normally live with their parents, waiting for their beloved waifu to finally become real, however they do not realize that anime doesn't exist and they are wasting their lives. Thank you for reading and remember, if you see a weeb, run a way to the depths of Canada where you will be safe.

a bunch of weebs: lol hey I just bought some hentai from crunchyroll con isn't that cool *sniffle*
me: get out my sight you uncultured RWBY fanboy

by Bloxis August 30, 2019

Weebster

The melding of a hipster and a weeb.

Oh look! He likes to collect vinyl, has a mustache, and is reading Sailor Moon. What a weebster.

by Nope1111 September 30, 2016

Weebsbury Crease

The act of making a distinct bend in your raffle card/paper before dropping it in a bowl used for a drawing. As a raffle-drawer is more likely to pick a card that sticks out rather than lays flat, it increases the chance of the card being drawn.

I really wanted to win the signed Wallace and Gromit statue, so I gave my raffle ticket a Weebsbury Crease.

by the handle is blank June 22, 2016

Weebspeak

Rudimentary Japanese that consists of common phrases used in animes, particularly in shonen jumps.

Franny: "I'm so sad"
Amanat: "daijōbu"
Franny: "Stop it with the weebspeak Amanat you've only watched Naruto"

by Weebyweeb November 1, 2018

weebsplain

when a weeaboo loudly corrects and explains things about Japan, often inaccurately, to a real Japanese person. (like mansplaining, but instead of a man to a woman, it's a weeb to a Japanese person)

“Samurai did take their katana out for other reasons than bloodying it, Derek. Japan is humid. Blades need sharpening. So shut the fuck up and stop weebsplaining.”

by cutesy pastel living doll August 5, 2019

Weebly

Nickname for a skinny white kid.
also known as Weebs for short.

Latino kid: Hey Weebly what's going on?

White skinny kid: Not much, but stop calling me weebs.

by Chenzito April 16, 2008

weebs

Plural of weeb which is the monosyllabic contraction of weeaboo (aka wapanese).

Person A: Have you heard of this new site? It's called niconico.com

Person B: Yeah, why would you even go on there though? It's filled with weebs who pretend they know Japanese culture but don't even know enough of the language to browse the real thing.

by wktk July 7, 2011