One with a mastery of only the most cursory skills for online publishing - most likely obtained by reading "HTML for Dummies."
by James Curtis Smith June 5, 2005
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Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes!
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All manner of unspeakable (hence why they are not being spoken or written here) atrocities that one may propigate via the internet, you sick monkeys. Coined by world-renowned webcomic and cowboy poet Jeffery Rowland.
John comitted webcest when he found out that the twelve year old he was cybering with was his cousin.
by jdwolff September 3, 2005
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Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes! It's that feelin' you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tubgirl and goatse and you're all alone on a school bus.
by Corrence Phineas September 13, 2005
Get the webcest mug.Comedic literary sub-genre seen most frequently on the internet rather than print publications. Written predominantly by men and targeted largely to males aged 16-24, webcasm is a usually bombastic, snarky, matter-of-fact prose style, the trademark of which is usually hyperbole delivered in a matter-of-fact deadpan voice. Most recently developed and popularized by the writers of websites such as Somethingawful.Com and Maddox.xmission.com, and later aped by larger commercial outfits such as Cracked.Com. Popular for its political incorrectness and confrontational style, webcasm is the preferred writing style of many aspiring bloggers and would-be web humorists.
Webcasm: "When the developers came up with the plot for Ninja Crusaders, there were undoubtedly celebratory paperclip shurikens all around the boardroom. See, psychotic face-eating aliens have invaded Earth, and the only thing that can stop them is badass, pajama-wearing ninjas. Nothing encompasses more prepubescent awesome than a ninja beating up aliens, except maybe a ninja that can fucking turn into a scorpion beating up aliens."
-somethingawful.com
-somethingawful.com
by danimator August 2, 2008
Get the webcasm mug.The art of twisting ones self up on a swing and masturbating then when you are ready to ejaculate let go of the ropes spreading ejaculatory matter like a web.
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