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Weasel

A small sometimes bent furry penis often given large hibernation periods of non use. Often the owner tends to rely on self petting than others being allowed to pop it.
by chubby bear56437 August 27, 2009
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Weasel

Dodgy geezer who snorts crack
"yea man that kids well terse"
by Mark Kelly December 1, 2004
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Weasel

A fuzzy penis that looks like a weasel.
Someone pet Norman's weasel!
by Spanky McSpankers January 9, 2008
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Weasel

A small furry animals, by definition the size of a horses' erect penis.
She pet it because she thought it was a weasel, but then realized it was a horses erect penis.
by yyachub1 September 27, 2010
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Weasel

Someone that refuses to do as they are told
Saph is a weasel
by XD-Cause December 2, 2019
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Weasel

A weasel is a young skinny white male age 14 to 21, often wearing skater type clothes including a hoodie. Sometimes they carry skateboards or drive tricked-out Hondas Civics.
Some carry wallets with long chains.
Look at those weasels with their skateboards in the parking lot.
by NAVYTOWNROGER June 17, 2010
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Weasel

a small, annoying, person who dyes thier fringe blue and thinks thier clever! NOT! Also they think they're cool and good at everything.
Josh moran is a weasel
by Dave davisson February 20, 2008
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