Wat up wit it vanilla face?

a greeting, usually to a white female homie; however can also be shortened to "wat up wit it?" to include all your homies.

Girl: Hey chris!
Chris: Wat up wit it vanilla face?

by 5izzlinhot49 October 28, 2010

Wattpad

Wattpad is a life ruiner just like twitter.
where you find your fanfictions, teen fiction, vampire and wolf stories etc.
once you start reading some of the books theres no going back.

i was reading after on wattpad and it has me going crazy all they do is fight, make up, make out, then fuck.

by idontreallycare June 18, 2014

Wattpad

An amazing website where you share stories that you've written, and read and comment on other people's works. often called 'YouTube for ebooks". There is a shuffle button if you don't know what to read, and if you like a particular author, you can 'become a fan' which is basically subscribing to them.

I spent all last night reading stories on Wattpad!

by Ellieanor December 17, 2010

Wattpad

Wattpad is a community full of horny lonely teenage girls reading badly written porn.

Tessa:I’m horny and insecure let’s go read a book on Wattpad

by Bardigang56 February 22, 2019

wattpadian

An extremely rare breed of person (usually fangirls/boys) obsessed with the website/app Wattpad where people write stories about fictional and nonfictional things. He/she will do almost anything to defend said website and what they love reading (usually fanfiction). You will most likely find at least one of these persons in your neighborhood.

Ex.
Person: Wattpad and its people are so weird and terrible!
Wattpadian: What did you say?
Person: I said Wattpad and Wattpadians are really lame, what are you gonna do about it?
Wattpadian: *punches person in the face* Never offend Wattpad in front of me. EVER.

by Puffleluver14950 January 20, 2015

Waruphobia

Waruphobia is an irrational fear of the fictional character Waluigi.

it is derived from Hepburn: "Waruīji" (pronounced ɰaɾɯ. i ʑi) meaning Waluigi and "phobos" meaning fear.

person 1: Hey wanna play some Mario Kart?

person 2: Just don't pick anything with Waluigi i have Waruphobia

by SamiTheAnxiousBean April 27, 2020

Wattpad

A fan fiction site where you can learn all about the dolan twins and how they would fuck you and how many kids you will have with Edward Cullen from twilight.

BRITTNEY: wow....grayson dolan is such a snack. Even though hes like 20 and im 12 i know we are getting marred!

VICKEY: Grayson dolan fan fic on wattpad is good and all but have you seen the 1D fan fic?? All the boys are so gay for eachother UWU

BRITTNEY: sksksksks UWU oWO skskskk. I love fantasizeing about legal adults when im underage uwu

by Minecraftgod69 September 6, 2019