waterham

The female genitalia, aka vagina. Unlike the waterturkey, you actually want to be in the waterham.

Ex 1: Earl(OFWGKTA): "Fuckin' Waterham, Hodgy's ass eat skills help eat all the Jam." - Swag me out

by brantleyseifers October 14, 2011

waterhard

When you wake up early in the morning with a hard, erect penis and you have to pee.

I woke up this morning with a waterhard. I waited for it to soften up so I could pee, but it just wouldn't go down. I couldn't take it any more so I peed in the bathtub. What a relief.

by Victor Vocab February 10, 2014

waterhead

someone who lacks common sense and intelligence

otler

Otler lacks common sense so Makanuchi Kim called him a waterhead.

The waterhead came into ventrilo and did not say a word.

by WooWoo Brothers May 1, 2006

waterhead

a retard, or someone being retarded

Look at the short bus full of waterheads

by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

Ten Pound Waterhead

A person with a water head that is ten times bigger than a standard water head. their head can literally block the sun. They also possesses at-cha-for-ya Eyes that When walking freely has one eye scanning the entire room while the other eye stays focused on side of nose. Enjoys interaction with bobble head dolls as they appear to be related.

We were on a Carnival Cruise and there was this stanky legg TEN POUND WATERHEAD that kept blocking the sun. This ten pound water head made the ship tilt to one side and when they jumped in the pool their giant head sunk like a rock to the bottom.

by tugboat2012 September 23, 2011

a Cheney Watershed

(n.) a dungeon in your basement, backyard, or barn where you waterboard immigrants, minorities, and/or the poor.

"I heard that Jim has a Cheney Watershed in his basement. His neighbor told me that every night he hears the sound of people gurgling, even though Jim doesn't have a pool..."

by Sonny B. Lowe October 21, 2008

Watershed

British Nine o'clock p.m., the dividing line between "family" television programing and "adult" programing. Programing unsuitable for children is broadcast after the Watershed.

He's addicted to porn and he won't bother turning his TV until after the Watershed.

by Erik Ritter December 16, 2007