Give a drowning man a glass of water

Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.

by Pcpyro October 24, 2022

Tall Glass of Water

A tall, COOL, glass of water is a babe so hot you need a glass of water after checking her out.

Well, she's a tall, cool glass of water ain't she?

by 19 Polk December 1, 2004

glass of water

a container made of glass that is filled with water, a filtered homo juice straight out of compton

yo we woz drinking dat glass of water namsayin

by Krkič November 4, 2020

glass of water

adj. used to describe a very loose woman, i.e., one who has been the recipient of much porkage.

"dude, mandi is like a fucking glass of water."
"that doesn't make any sense."
"no, i mean fucking her is like sticking your dick into a glass of water."
"oh, i see. yes, she is quite the whore. and i think i'll pass on that drink."

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you

I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Glass-of-Water-Theory

The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.

"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)

by Jacob Blintz February 18, 2011

you look like a tall glass of water

The select individual looks really good, hot, tall tan and handsome, sexy, etc

Damn boi, you look like a tall glass of water!

by rOniE123 July 19, 2017