hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy give both girls simultaneous hand jobs, and they squirt on both his hands at the same time

Last night was amazing! We had a threesome and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

Washing hands

Old people having sex

Are they still washing hands.

by GreenLife23 April 27, 2010

Wash hand

Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking

Tom “ hey dude, wanna wash hand after dinner?”
Greg “ yea sure”

by Babywannabe January 19, 2019

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.

Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025

Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.

Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?

by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025