Wasabi 

Kinda special if ya kno what i mean. he's kinda seggsy tho ngl. U might simp for him but u might also bust something. he's a beast at the violin and specializes in beating u in overwatch. 5'2 soccer player. gets no girls.

ugh what a wasabi.

Wasabi by Rohtak January 13, 2021

wasabi 

Unlike the Asian condiment, this form of wasabi has very little to do with that. Instead, it is a comeback used in a fashion like "suck my dick". When someone is just making you mad, all you do is just say "wasabi" which then just makes them stfu!

(Also has nothing to do with sucking an Asian dick or someone having a very small dick)

Sven: Hey Beth, I bet you like that "soy sauce"?

Beth: You know what jew, wasabi!!!

wasabi by definition fixer July 10, 2011

wasabi 

(wa-sa-BEEEEE) greeting to a stranger to show you think they're hot, without having to say "i think you are hot."
alternative to wassup
(wa-SA-be) greeting to a friend who's looking hot.

out at a bar with friends: "Wasabi, girl/boy"
getting ready to go out: "wasabi, girlfriend"

wasabi by sabine95 December 28, 2005

wasabi 

A word transformed into slag terms from a japanese sauce

Spencer: Was-up-b?
marcelo: Chillaxin g!

wasabi by mike hunt November 6, 2003

wasabi 

Culinary equivalent of horseraddish, an explosively spicy Japanese condiment.
It's also the cure for infection by the Medusoid Mycellium (deadly mushrooms), didn't you know? You can find a plethora of the Mycellium in the Gorgonian Grotto (aka the Grim Grotto) if you're like Count Olaf, hoping to use them as a volitile weapon to attempt to conquer all that is good and noble. Beware, they wax and wane by the hour.

Count Olaf: Hahaha you orphan brats, I've poisoned your stupid chef-baby with the Medusoid Mycellium! Now it will die and I will soon get my icky poo poo hands on the Baudelaire fortune!!! (exeunt)

Klaus and Violet: We have no horseraddish to save Sunny! Oh no!

Sunny: *coff* *cofff* Wasabi *coff*
Klaus and Violet: Of course! Wasabi!

wasabi by O.o Times Are Tough o.O April 26, 2008

wasabi 

A wannabe hardcore style of asking "What is up?"

wasabi by Denny Tang February 9, 2003

wasabi 

1. Another way of saying what's up to your homies.

2. A way of saying your friends brother is gay.

Your bro is such a wasabi

Yo wasabi, hoes it hangin?

wasabi by CrazyCaddy_84 January 4, 2004