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wankshaft

the hole created by curling your hand and fingers into a semi-fist.
"the penis fits comfortably into the wankshaft before masturbation
by oliver f. August 28, 2003
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wankshag

A type of sex that is defined by its speed; it is a blend word, wank (masturbation) and shag (sex). It is characterized by its speed, it is quick (usually 2 minuutes or under from penetration to male ejaculation). It usually takes place in only one position and involves the male (or in homosexual sex - the dominant partner)holding their partner still and controlling the movement and penetration during sex themselves. The wankshag is usually performed when a couple are together and the male (or dominat partner) is to lazy to have a proper sex session but wants to ejaculate quickly; it is the equivalent of a wank, but in a sexual act. It is not be confused with the Quickie (a quck sex session), where there is a desire to satisfy the other partner as well as themselves.
He was really horny but couldn't be bethered to have a long session, so settled for a wankshag instead.

She was dissapointed,, she had expected a long sex session,but had endured a wankshag instead.
by Max Packard August 14, 2007
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Wankcake

I just thought of the word (panc)ake and how it was funny that it rymed with (wank)cake. I suppose it's just another way of calling someone a wanker.
"Do you know what you are Your a wee wankcake hi bye".
by Clonduff April 11, 2020
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Washake

A wise boy who looks on the brighter side of things, always try’s to think positive. Works hard and try’s to reach his goals. Very loving and very caring. Puts his friends and family before himself. An amazing person who will always be there for you no matter what. A guy who has a nice style. And who is very sweet.
Do you know Washake?? Well he’s boyfriend materiel!!
by Vanna e December 27, 2020
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wilkshake

the specific weird feeling you get after drinking a milkshake with too much sugar.
ugh I feel so wilkshake right now…”
by platigold October 19, 2024
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wanksmoke

Another word for little divvi or pussyo

Or

Someone who can’t smoke the green without coughing
Bro you think you’ll do my man ?

Ye the fucking wanksmoke

Or

Your just a wanksmoke can’t even hack a bong you
by El chapo bruddaz January 4, 2025
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Wankake

A pancake made using either entirely jizz or just some mixed in regular pancake mix
I unloaded into the mixing bowl so we could make some wankakes
by JimStacy March 26, 2025
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