Walking Dead Zone

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

mud walking

when the lean hits you and you fallin stayin unbalanced

drakeo be mud walking into Neiman Marcus

by celly.sal December 7, 2017

waking up

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.

by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

walking Google

One who has an encyclopedic knowledge of a subject.

Man, that chick is a walking google of street slang.

by pleinaire April 3, 2016

ram no wantin

To not want something, someone or somewhere.

derived from 'am not wanting' (Scottish source)

chris: 'd'ya want a pack o crisps you'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer stinky crisps'

glen: 'see that bird she needs to get her hole out'
chris: 'ram no wantin her smelly hole'

chris: 'lets go to the pub eh'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer horrible stinky smelly pub'

by ramnowantinrats November 12, 2010

Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015

wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed

rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !

by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008