Wankered

Stoned, Wasted, Boxed, Mashed

I went round Ferret's house last night and got wankered on his bong

by cappy May 23, 2003

Wankered

to be really pissed or stoned - basically off your face.

You should see www.wankered.com it's quality

by mengelay July 25, 2003

Waterfied

Strictly sticking to drinking water.

e.g Him: I've got soft drinks if you want

Me: Nah fam i'm waterfied now

by zuzudw April 23, 2019

Wankerfest

Much like Oktoberfest except without the quality beer, dirndls, and the generally cheery mood. The atmosphere at Wankerfest is marked by the abundant presence of wankers, the lack of any real conversations, and the feeling of impending dread mixed in with moments of short bursts of excitement. Though celebrated every year, it is not a particularly well known event--even to wankers themselves--and the people that attend, usually, prefer not to discuss it, which, in part, lends further to the festival's general obscurity.

Philip hoped to attend Wankerfest in complete anonymity this year as to avoid further conflict with his spouse.

Some say that wankers are in a constant state of either planning a trip to, or, figuring how to get back from wankerfest

by Chewonarock April 16, 2023

wankified

wierded out, not liking it, stunned almost

From wanky, perverted

She was so wankified that he touched that.

by Magster May 13, 2005

Wankerfile

A guy that is a wanker but also a bit of a pedo. Not someone to go near!

He is such a wankerfile

by Ur nans mum October 26, 2017

Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered

Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020