Fury wank

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants

Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank

by Barry charver October 10, 2021

Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.

"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."

by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024

Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.

Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank

by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022

Wankful

When an event or period of time consists of significant amounts of masturbatory activity.

I had a very wankful weekend

by Obi-Wanky Nobi January 8, 2019

Wankfuck

The act of only inserting just the bellend, (anal or vaginal) and stroking shaft.

“I couldn’t get off during sex because she was like a wizard’s sleeve, so I had to wankfuck it”

by Stupid Peeps February 17, 2020

Wankfuck

A name for someone who just jumps about cutting shapes like a dafty

Person 1 - "See that Ruridhboi, he just pure annoys me"
Person 2 - " Aye man, he's such a wankfuck"

by robbobobbo April 4, 2011

wankfuck

A term used in video gaming to exclaim annoyance at yourself or the character in the game.

Missed a penalty shot on a footie game,.. "What a Wankfuck"..

by coldmansteve September 16, 2005