Wank

The act of wanking.

If you don't shut up i will wank on you.
Damn, that girl is fine, I would like to wank her.

by Marissa Babazadeh June 19, 2008

Wank

This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.

Harry: GTFO you wanker!

Jason: Smd

by Manbungoed August 22, 2010

Wank

Wank - verb (wanked, past tense)

1. the act of jerking off
2. jerking off so hard that you dislocate your shoulder

That guy over there with the sling, he wanked so hard that he dislocated his shoulder!

by A.J.O February 28, 2008

Wank

Mainly used when insulting someone of the male species, as it applies to them all. Can also be used as a term of frustration.

'You Wank'.
'Ohh Wank'.

by KimSisiTessa February 27, 2008

Wank

the collective noun for a group of penises or peni, presumably attached to a body.

Look at that wank of law students who think they're all that and a bag of kettle chips, taking up all the seats in the cafeteria.

by Flu Z October 19, 2010

Wank

To stimulate the male penis by masturbating

Barron was wanking in his bathroom after he got blue balls.

by Supernam January 20, 2007

Wank

To rub off.

Mr Kendall is a faggot and likes to wank when he drives

by Balty69 September 3, 2013