wankshaft

the principle means of driving a wanking machine, as related to a wankcam, wanksparkplug, and wankignition.

"the wankshaft isn't running properly, it needs a bit of attention" - scantily clad female mechanic

by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003

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this is a small donkey that lives in your fore skin and eats the scrot rot of the end of your testicles

"ahhh wankshaft please remove your teeth from my tiny little testicles" - Andy

by Smokey Mcpot January 27, 2003

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Wankshaft

A derogatory term to describe the popular MMRPG game “World of Warcraft”

“Q: Is he going out tonight?
A: Nah, he’s playing wankshaft again”

by Tikhon January 31, 2007

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Wankshard

The source of all evil
The 2nd most terrible insult you can give to someone...
the most terrible is a combination of two words

Bollocky +wankshard

*He's such a BOLLOCKY WANKSHARD!

*Woah my ex really does look like wankshard.

*Me- Hey Liss and Panda did you hear about that wankshard down the street.

Liss- Yeah i did! he is so foul.

Panda- hes such a Bollocky wankshard.

Liss- *disgusted horrified face*

by Maddzyroo August 2, 2010

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Wankshake

When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.

Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!

by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016

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