faggot walrus

A faggot walrus is just another term for calling someone gay.

Jack “stop being such a faggot walrus”
Sally “I’m sorry I’ll stop being a faggot walrus”
Sally “your a faggot walrus”

by adriannaaaaaaaa June 2, 2020

Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would

"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"

by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016

walrusing it

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

Last night, I caught Wanda totally walrusing it with Alex and Steve!

by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

The Walrus Theory

The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.

Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"

Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."

by Henry Litchford April 15, 2012

Walrus Pit

1. Any location where the majority population of potential sexual partners consists of the large, obese, and hirsute (ie: chick/dude has a walrus 'stache).

2. Mysterious destination of character Goose Man in flash animation film Pleasure Island II by Sexual Lobster.

Dude1: Dude, this place is a walrus pit!
Dude2: I know. Sara is hot but her roomies are scary.

Chubby Chaser1: Goldmine!
Chubby Chaser2: Awesome, this place is a walrus pit!

Goose Man: Where is the walrus pit?!!!!!!

by Heptard December 10, 2010

Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

by Jody99 January 10, 2015