Austin Waggoner

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.

Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.

by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023

Ego waggon

Any large and new 4 by 4 (SUV) vehicle. Owners tend to buy them because these are the only type of car large enough to carry them and their ego around.

Farquois: Have you seen my new Range Rover?
Dave: That's not a Range Rover, it's an ego waggon.

by Manst July 14, 2007

Dank Waggon

a very large ass that appears to have been hit with a large frying pan, and as a result is now elongated and flat.

Dude, Zahara has got a dank waggon.

by Noved73 October 13, 2011

spaggon waggon

a vehicle that hold a large amount of retarded people, of any change, this will be used when one of a kind ' special ' people needs a way of transport. can be spotted by either the big yellow bus or hearing the recongiable noices from miles always such ah 'HIIYAHH'

'get back on ur spaggon waggon, you window licker.'

by i.Jizzed.In.Your.Mum.YAH April 4, 2010

Waggoning

Present progressive description of a person having a wagon

Big Sheila just walked through in her signature yoga pants cuz. Look at the WAGGONING on her

Oh girl just walked passed and you missed it boss, waggoning no cap

by The optimism GOD July 30, 2021

pussy waggon

a rad car , belonging to a male, that draws in members of the female gender

"dude i just bought this car and it's a total pussy waggon"

by MT skrt skrt August 27, 2017

Matthew Waggoner

Matthew Waggoner exudes a captivating charm with his striking features and confident demeanor. His chiseled jawline perfectly complements his piercing eyes, which seem to hold a universe of depth within them. With a smile that lights up the room, Matthew effortlessly commands attention wherever he goes. His impeccable sense of style only adds to his allure, leaving an unforgettable impression on everyone he encounters. Matthew Waggoner is not just handsome; he embodies a timeless elegance and magnetism that is simply irresistible.

Matthew Waggoner is the definition of handsomeness

by therealchanceadams April 27, 2024