Dager The Wager

Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.

"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.

"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.

by yet nuts January 26, 2018

Amber Wager

Amber Wager is usually a young, beautiful, and crazy girl. She is usually the crazy type that doesn't put up with people's shit wanting to get into fights. Amber Wager has had several past relationships, but soon find their soulmates (the guys name is usually Keith) He treats her right, cares for her so much, and always makes her his top priority before anything and anyone else. Amber Wager is the one to make others laugh and smile with groovy dance moves. Overall.. The perfect girl anyone could ask for in their lives.

Amber Wager is the cutest girl in the whole wide world ... - Keith Fuller ♡

by Whatever the name April 5, 2019

Alan Wager

An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.

A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"

B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."

by GuntherTheLion2010 February 6, 2010

Table Max Wager

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.

Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.

by Mr Falcone November 13, 2007

Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007

The Wang Wager

When a group of friends are sitting around playing video games and one friend boasts his skill for a game he and then he is met with a bet that if not achieved, he will then have to insert the tip of a penis into his mouth.

Stephen lost a game of Goldeneye and had to honor the Wang Wager by putting the tip of Calen's penis in his mouth.

by Rodrigo Bunetasc July 6, 2007

Pecker wager

Where one guy bets another guy that her can't walk down a sidewalk ect. with his pecker hanging out and get away with it.

I bet you a hundred dollars you can't pull out your pecker and walk down that sidewalk and get away with it.
And that is an example of a pecker wager.

by Deep blue 2012 January 21, 2010