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Waitress Lottery

The act of sitting at a restaurant or bar table (particlularly a Hooters type establishment) and seeing if your waitress is the best one there or not. Winning the waitress lottery often involves getting the prettiest waitress, but it can also mean getting the friendliest one or simply the one who is most efficient.
Example 1:
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.

Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
by TPD in Big D October 23, 2009
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tipping the waitress

when masturbating over a girl the guy cums on her face. he then pulls up his pants, before winking and pointing at the girl "fonz" style before saying "keep the change" as he leaves the room.

** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.
"so, mark, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*

"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"

"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."
by drstrange September 9, 2008
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air waitress

a dysphemism (ie. a burn) of 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'
that air waitress gave me a humming BJ in the airplane's bathroom. That's first class for ya...
by penguinpie May 24, 2007
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wactress

one of the many aspiring actresses in New York City and Los Angeles who are "only currently" working as waitresses.
"That wactress had a slammin' ass!"

"Yeah, bro! I bet she can do an even slamminer monologue!"
by thebumblekee June 11, 2012
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wackness

"man instead of looking at all the dope things in your life you look at the wack. it's like, stop caring about the wackness"
by stevetherocker August 24, 2008
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Waitress

A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.
Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.
by Shayla McArthur July 13, 2011
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Wackness

A term used to identify discriminatory behavior such as ostracizing peepers, exclusion out of false perception, prejudice, intent, and of lack of empathy. Could also be used to call out those who engage in sociopathic behavior or narcissism. A somewhat polite way of calling someone an asshole.
"Why are my co workers not inviting to any of the office parties?"

"Did you hear what Trump said about building a wall?" That is wackness!
by LadyTecniq October 26, 2016
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