Weed Wacking

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

by Camel45 December 15, 2012

wankenspanker

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.

Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?

by budgieramone May 15, 2009

quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?

by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

Wackeyy

Someone who is daring and PogChamp

Wackeyy your very pog and so is your cat!

by Todd Howard’s forehead June 5, 2020

Wacker

A person, who is in the Fire, EMS, or Police service, or one who badly wants to be apart of such service. A wacker always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts and plenty of stickers on his car. Wackers often overdoo everything, such as lights, sirens, or expensive equipement. These items are almost always paid out-of-pocket, as no organization can justify that much wasted spending. Wackers are most commonly between the agest of 14 and 30, and are usually trying to show off to others, how "cool" they are for being a Firefighter, EMT, Police officer, or for wanting to be one of the above. A Wacker can often be found with their radio turned way up, so that everyone can hear it from a mile radius, or sitting around their local headquarters trying to catch any scrap of action going on in any of the surrouding districts.

"Hey look at that kid with his saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"

by S. Santa August 30, 2006

christopher walken

quite possibly, the weirdest and most awesome actor in Hollywood. known for his deadpan acting and completely insane roles he takes.

"Christopher Walken is such a badass, didn't you see him in King of New York?"

"There's a badger... in his ass!"

by edward_pumpernickel December 28, 2005