walloper

person as useless as a floppy dick

you're burning my dinner ya fuckin' walloper

by alistair January 12, 2004

walloped

A severe ass woopin. A huge event. To get whomped. A motherload.

The boy walloped the bully teaching him a lesson. We got walloped in that last snow storm.

by Jomamma2 January 17, 2010

chin bar walloped

a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or MDMA. the afflicted person's eyes will roll back in their skull,the jaw will move up and down at approximately 93 mph,and the words "man i am soooo baked" will usually be spoken in an unintelligible manner.

last night i was chin bar walloped

did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

wallopson

That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot

jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson

by wolly October 23, 2013

walloper

Derived from the word wallop, which is onomatopoeia (a sound word) for an impact of some sort, it is a Scottish slang term for a penis, usually a large penis.

It is also used to refer to unpleasant people, much like dick, cock, prick and knob would be used in conversation.

"Jesus Christ, did ye see the size of that walloper he had on him?"

or

"He's a bleedin' walloper, and that's all there is to it!'

by Kraigy January 19, 2007

meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008