Wikidiving

The act of aimlessly clicking through links in an online wiki, such as Wikipedia, often driven by boredom and wanton curiosity. This is facilitated by the fact that most wiki's are crosslinked everywhere, so you may very well look up "Potato" and eventually wind up in "Vaginal Suppository".

I got sucked into a three hour wikidive last night, starting at "Animal farm" and winding up at "Crush Fetish."

"Wikidiving"

by Tom & Matt December 13, 2006

Wikidrift

Wikidrift is the process in which you proceed through different topics only by using the links available on that certain page.

It usually occurs when the other topic is of more interest to yourself than the one you are currently viewing, having a higher occurance when one is studying.

Guy: "I was looking for information on sausages, only to find out about brain tumors"

Girl: "You must have had a Wikidrift"

by Uhf December 14, 2008

wikidemia

An academic work passed off as scholarly yet researched entirely on Wikipedia.

"An A on my English paper? That's a fine piece of Wikidemia!'

by Andrew85 February 20, 2007

wizidiot

The complete and utter incomprehension of frankly anything relevant since atoms started banging into each other 3 billion years ago!!!

"I say nuke the lot of them in the middle east it would stop all the god dam killing i know its wrong but it makes me so angry"

by Hapless July 2, 2004

Wikidiction

An addiction to Wikipedia or other such sources of knowledge.

John: I wonder how long the average lobster lives. I'll Wikipedia it!

3 hours later...

John: Did you guys know that America has one of the highest standards of living in the world?

Joe: you have a wikidiction

by schizoreindeer March 30, 2010

wikidemic

when ur on Wikipedia and u wind up on a random page after clicking on 20 links and wonder how you got to "Freudian slip".
Similar to a pornado but currently virus-free.

I was doing a research paper on the history of cockroaches in Puerto Rican households when i wound up on Cearadactylus and was like whoa, wtf, total wikidemic.

by d.d. Pablo & Gucci Liz January 25, 2010

WIZ KID

WIZ KID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool

2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!

3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!

4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).

5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!

"DJ Wiz sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his Hornby train set and making up bullshit stories whilst covered in dog fleas and nursing bruises from the last beating his fat pikey dad gave him, and he still has the nerve to call himself a wiz kid"

"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"

DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.

by MASTER WISDOM March 9, 2008