Wis-Gorgeous

A girl who lives in Wisconsin and is considered gorgeous. But, by all other standards is considered 15lbs overweight.

"Damn Dude, that girl is gorgeous!"..."Nah Dude, that girl is Wis-Gorgeous. Have you seen how much hotter most girls are from other states?!"

by SkinnyBitch July 6, 2012

WIS-DUMB

The opposite of ‘wisdom’; unwise, ignorance and very very DUMB!

The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!

by Major Thomas Randle December 2, 2018

Wis-gina

Wis-gina — Texas panhandle slang for anus.

I ate so many jalapeño poppers that my wis-gina is on fire.

by Wrk4skoal August 3, 2020

wis.dmer

Someone who is a member of the Q/A website called wis.dm.

Does it annoy you when people ask a question specifically naming another wis.dmer?

This was a question asked by Tony in the wis.dm Town Hall. Town Hall is one of the Scenes for this website about a year ago.

by Kevisaurus December 24, 2008

Wisdom Bomb

Sage advice given.

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

by MomFatale September 20, 2014

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

by Sheev October 17, 2017

Wisconsin Death Trip

The Wisconsin Death trip is a celebration of life in the midst of death, and a celebration of death in the midst of life. Common elements of the death trip include:

The Funeral Drinking Game
Photography of the person laying in state.
The endless loop Seasons of Your Life animation montage of the deceased
Memorial Day cemetery picnics
Cookie Cutters made from home casting raised letters from tombstones
Meeting a future spouse at a funeral

Dealing with death stress by having particularly good sex

But, there are regional variations.

Some of this has been documented in a book called Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy, Charles Van Schaik, and Warren Susman.

I thought I could escape the Wisconsin Death Trip by moving away from Wisconsin until I realized that we all carry the Wisconsin death trip within us — even people who aren’t from Wisconsin.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022