Mr. Wilson

The teacher Jessica slept with after failing chemistry.

"Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?"
"What?"
"Did you SLEEP with your teacher?"
"Mr. Wilson?"
"Mr. Wilson."
"No, I didn't!"

by Stereotypical Hufflepuff June 25, 2020

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Lucky Wilson

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

A person who gets through life on pure luck and chance but think they have a 'gift'

When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in with pocket aces pre-flop with a 3-5 off suit who then makes a straight on the flop. That guy has performed a 'Lucky Wilson'

by Nick Guyton November 7, 2007

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Wilson Liang

1.
(adj)
Literal Perfection

2.
(noun)
YOTTA CHAD

3.
(verb)
To accomplish a number great things with utter precision and dominance

GIGA CHAD: See dat flawless being over there? He is blinding everyone with his beautifulness to a point that they are evaporating.

GOD: Oh, that's Wilson Liang. I owe him money.

by WombocomboLunatic September 27, 2022

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Ben Willbond

The guy from horrible histories, who isn’t Mat, Jim, Larry or Simon.
A certified legend and is known for his tweets such as ‘Crumbs.’ , ‘Whe....?’ and ‘Totes a tote.’

Have you heard of Ben Willbond?
Yes, is he the guy who only plays gay army men?
Yes.

by trumanklack February 4, 2021

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