Whoppa Tits

The result of two malted milk balls (such as the candy "Whoppers") which have been stuck together to form what looks like a pair of malted milk tits.

"Oh my gosh, Dan! I left my Whoppers out in the sun, they hardened, and now I have a fresh pair of Whoppa Tits!"

by shamussss January 2, 2010

Whoppa boff slink dink

A combination of insults that someone says when in a confused state of anger

"Why did he do that??? What a Whoppa boff slink dink"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

whoppa head

1.someone that is lacking the knowledge, and has no friends

2.someone who got the greasy head, is always cheasy and cheap, and they is extra beefy

Yo Andrew Stockton is a whoppa head!

Look at Mary, she being a straight whoppa head.

by eyadoo its me April 23, 2006

whoppa dome

well, a whoppa dome is the exact same thing as a 'whoppa head' but dome means head so i think whoppa dome sounds cooler.

but it pretty much means
1.)your dumb
or
2.)you have a greasy head.

1.) Lisa and Haley really need to shut their whoppa dome's.
2.) Scott seriously needs to wash his whoppa dome.

by Mary Harrelson April 23, 2006

whoppa junior

A man who works at Burger King, and cheats on women

"That man a whole whoppa junior"

by burgerkingbully November 15, 2021

Did you get a whoppa

OUR LORD JACK MANIFOLD HAS SPOKEN

"did he get a whoppa?"

"Did you get a whoppa??"

by nikiinnit June 20, 2021

pig bloppa whoppa

The severely degrading act of simultaneously giving someone a pig blap and a whoppa whoppa.

I owned Nate last night. After he stole my beer I pig bloppa whoppa'd his sorry ass!

by Alex the Word Master November 27, 2007