Christie-watched

Knowing the entire plot and details of a show or a movie but only from hearing about it on social media and watching clips on tik tok

Have you seen that movie? Kinda. I Christie-watched it while doing homework.

by Asdfghkl_noah March 27, 2024

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

literally anybody who watched jojos

A godly human being with a good sense of humour and an amazing taste. They get all the girls

Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*

thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people

literally anybody who watched jojos are the best

by mem1 April 26, 2022

I know I'm being watched

You're being an unhelpful idiot to counteract me being a hyperhelpful genius Arjun.

Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people

Yup.

Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Watcher

A small child with an ipad or other similar device.

"I can't deal with being a parent for 5 minutes little Jonny, so go watch this dumb youtube video with your watcher brother for 10 hours"

by Yorkmeanspuke May 30, 2019

Bravo-watcher

Another word for a gay man, as in one who watches the Bravo cable channel, which has a ton of gay-themed shows, e.g. "Queer Eye", "Project Runway", and "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List".

Of course Kyle's coming with us to Fire Island, he's a Bravo-watcher too girl!

by Reddd Foxxx November 1, 2007