Walking-Bird

A turkey.

"We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball..."

Abraham Simpson

by Unreal Name July 9, 2010

Walking Billboard

People who wear lots of name brand logos.

Person A: Greg wears alot of logos to school.
Person B: Ya, he's a walking billboard.

by tlhoneysuckle January 21, 2010

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 3, 2005

wasting your time

writing random words on a website that is used for dictionary slang.

your wasting your time.

by the kool-aid man undercover February 19, 2015

Walking L

Flightreacts

Flightreacts is a walking L because he is shit at everything.

by Hdheosnsndbdj August 22, 2017

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

Myspace Waiting Period

The three-day period in which you wait before adding someone on myspace who you have just met.

I knew that Christina had a myspace, but i've never met her. I just met her today so I have to wait out the myspace waiting period.

by Kavoen October 27, 2007