walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

Walking dictionary

A person who knows many vocabularies and their definitions.

Delphinia is a walking dictionary. She isn't satisfied unless she's shown off her wide range of vocabularies.

by Nima Danesh June 10, 2013

walking bucket

eva

you see that walking bucket over there that’s eva.

by hammypammy December 15, 2017

Walking Lord Sheldon

Code for some kind of weird sex act

I was on my way to the park, and I was walking Lord Sheldon

by Jerry Gergich December 21, 2010

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

Walking Loot

When a player is so bad at a video game, they are easy loot and kills to other players in the game.

Dude, this guy is so bad he is literally Walking Loot

by minemandemon November 15, 2018