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Tom Waits

1. A hobo whimsy best expressed by a musical and lyrical genius that is legendary and rich with sly legerdemain. A Gypsy talent.

2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.

3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.
"Tom Waits for no man. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Nick Cave to Henry Mancini
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
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Bring in the powdered wigs

An exclamation made when one has decided to take their personal conflicts to the next level by getting the law involved and filing a civil suit.
-That guy wouldn't compensate me for damages caused by his wet floor, so I chose to Bring in the Powdered Wigs.
by Psycloned January 11, 2012
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Weigs

Noun. - A weigs
Adj. - A weigs
Synonym. - A weigs

(also) Someone that makes everything hard look easy and everything easy look hard

(also) The paragon of beauty, the Neo-Adonis, what all men love to hate and what all women hate to love. But the sad fact is all woman do love, and do hate loving.
Hey look! That weigs is a weigs!!
by Syd McVicious September 1, 2009
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Prosecco swigging panty-waists

A resident of Kings Heath who approves of the Low Traffic Neighbourhood scheme.
...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....
by kingheathen September 22, 2020
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waistband tuck

The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.
On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.
by L-DubV June 20, 2008
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waist band hero

The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*
In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew
by wingman of the isolation September 17, 2006
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wangstrom

The unit for a standard size penis. This differs from generation to generation, much like an evaluation of IQ.
Girl 1: I'm sort of interested in this Ron, but I've heard some pretty tall tales about him. You know...sexual things.

Girl 2: They're all true. I dated him for a few months. He's about two wangstroms downstairs. If you know what I mean.

Girl 1: I'm totally going for him then.
by Hellofaday February 4, 2008
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