Waft

A term that can be used in many contexts to express indifference, disbelief, disregard or to to discredit what was previously said.

Note: This versatile word can NEVER be over used. Its survival through the ages is akin to that of a beaver or a red squirrel.
It also evolves constantly.

P: "Where did you go on holiday?"
S: "The Maldives with Megan Fox"
P: "ha, WAFT!"

C: "That lecturer doesn't have a clue."
E: "I know like. What a load of waft!"

After watching a pretentious movie: "Never experienced such waft in my life!"

"My essay was just a load of waft but i sounded good."
Or "I was wafting on in that essay, didn't know anything about the economic state of Galway!"

by mcyo2010 July 25, 2011

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waft to make a sentence sarcastic, usually used by scottish teenagers to poke fun at others.

Tom you are amazing at singing, waft.

by smellycatinnitmate December 23, 2009

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Fart wafting

Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.

after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.

by Alfred Alan December 07, 2010

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Cunt Waft

An odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of fucking. Bellowing the sheets as one does with ones own farts will increase the strength of the stench.

"Whats that smell?"

"It's a cunt waft drifting up from your stench trench darling."

by Doyle69 January 16, 2009

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Mung Waft

Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.

See pump and gag.

That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.

by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017

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