Vuvuzela

A sexual act in which a partner, while performing cunnulingus on a female, blows vigorously into the vagina. The reciever then screams out annoyingly, thus becoming the vuvuzela.

Person #1: Hey man, why were you blasting the South Africa World Cup game this morning?
Person #2: No dude, I was making my girl a vuvuzela last night.
Person #1: Oh, that explains that it.

by Webster and Merriam June 28, 2010

Vuvuzela

The instrument of Satan. Avoid at all costs.

Man #1: Did you hear Jim bought a vuvuzela?
Man #2: Yeah, they're about to hold his execution!

by tornapart June 23, 2010

Vuvuzela

Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know

"communism doesn't work, check what happened to Vuvuzela"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Vuvuzela

A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.

1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?'

Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'

2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela

by Stephen Fry-pan June 19, 2010

Vuvuzela

This is when you can't stop farting while getting a blow job.

Carrie - "My man was a real vuvuzela last night"

by mjisapedo October 22, 2010

Vuvuzela

an instrument from the depths of hell

oh, no. not another vuvuzela. gah, i freaking hate those things!!!

by purple_sheboodles29 July 9, 2010

Vuvuzela

1. The reason slavery began.
2. The reason people don't want to help Africa's poverty.
3. The reason people are still racist.
4. The annoying trumpet thing that makes sounds like bumblebees, used by Africans at the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Vuvuzela:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Man #1: OH SHIT I HEAR BEES MAN! I'M ALLERGIC!
Man #2: Don't worry dude it's just those douchey vuvuzelas.

by Mosesaurus_Rex June 29, 2010