vuvuzela 

An annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in African countries, in football matches. They may be banned from Fifa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup in South Africa.

Fan #1: Did you hear the fans go crazy when South Africa scored the goal yesterday?
Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!

vuvuzela by Soccer Fan September 8, 2009

Vuvuzela 

A trumpet used in football matches.

Often mistaken with the sound of Chewbacca taking a shit.

Terrorist #1: I went to the toilet the other day. Sounded like a real vuvuzela.
Terrorist #2: I'm not your friend anymore.

Vuvuzela by RandomNinja June 16, 2010

Vuvuzela 

Cancer.

Allow me to demonstrate my proficiency as a mouth breather, by exhaling into my vuvuleza for 90 minutes.

Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?

Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?

Vuvuzela by Actualfootballfan June 16, 2018

Vuvuzela 

Swarm of bees that was constantly playing during the 2010 World Cup... oh, it's also an " instrument " played by South Africans. Extremely annoying, and hopefully baned before the next World Cup.

Person 1: I tried to watch the World Cup, but all i could hear was a swarm of bees!
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?

Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".

Vuvuzela by DragonTamer2345 June 19, 2010

Vuvuzela 

The argument that socialism is unviable just because Venezuela failed. This can also include equivocation of ideologies as disparate as anarcho-communism, social democracy, and Stalinism.

"You want Venezuela!"

"Holy shit not the vuvuzela argument again"

Vuvuzela by Sitbear February 10, 2021

Vuvuzela 

Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.

"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."

OR

A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"

Vuvuzela by fuckyoubuddy June 16, 2010

Vuvuzela 

To initially like something and think it's funny but only to find it annoying as hell within a few short moments. Finally, the annoyance to be taken up by worlds population and dominate the world for years...

Vuvuzela

Vuvuzela by Awesome Gooner July 4, 2010