vulker

a small dick faggot bitch that says to many your mom jokes and sucks his own man boobs

man, that dude is being a total vulker today

by r u serrious December 3, 2014

vanker

A common mispronounciation for wanker yet with a russian twist, therefore I suppose it is a russian wanker. Meaning more money, less class and more vodka. Still it's better than being a straight up wanker cause who honestly wants to be called that?

1. Your russain? you fucking vanker you.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?

Plural:

1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.

As a Verb:

1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.

by Voltainia April 6, 2011

Vunerable Seshhog

The position you perform after being hit in the balls while incredibly drunk. You curl up into a ball, resting on your knees and shin with your arms stretched out in front.

I just hit Jackson in the balls, he's doing a Vunerable Seshhog under the beer pong table.

by HappyFishSock124 May 8, 2019

Vunderlane

A bad ass unconventional bot lane in the game 'League of Legends'.

That Jarvan/Malphite Vunderlane kicked ass!

by Beretta91 August 17, 2012

vunderbaf

vunderbaf is

Freaking dog shit.

"You are a vunderbaf"

by Ke10 January 31, 2017

Vanker

Same meaning as Wanker but especially curated for Bartenders in Vancouver who tend to juggle spirits instead of pouring drinks -leaving their customer to wait far too long.

That bloody vanker won’t pour me a drink

by Tinoftuna September 5, 2019

vonker

someone who lies too much

you are such a vonker

by appie070 September 21, 2020