Valasi

Ferocious Princess

Pronounced: Va - la - see

Random: What’s you’re name?
Valasi: Valasi, but it’s pronounced Va - la -see.

by Not Valasi August 3, 2019

andrew velasquez

The hot lead vocalist of Crown The Empire
(2010-present)

Did you hear andrew velasquez's heavenly voice when he sang "Machines"

by ronnieradke March 2, 2015

Cain Velasquez

The baddest Motherfucker ever to in the UFC heavyweight division.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch UFC 110?
Guy 2: Hell ya the best part was cain velasquez tormenting that guy with those eight punches to tha mutha fuckin face
Guy: *_*, HELL YA DUDE!

by Mac Dre's Friend July 24, 2010

vukasin

Serbian male name.
Crazy man with baby face .

What is that?
Do not worry it's Vukasin .

by KillerWItch January 9, 2018

Valascro

Valascro is a fictional character who comes to your house 2 weeks after Christmas and gifts you presents. Valascro is a sexy frog wearing a santa suit who makes the snow on your roof tops turn invisible. In order to interact with Valascro directly you must leave out cinnamon buns and water for him to consume. If you do not behave on valascros eve you will be summoned by a demon spawn and will be hit by a car if you leave your houses!

Bitch you better leave out cinnamon buns for Valascro or he aint giving you shit

by Valascro February 8, 2019

vlasic

a type of pickle. you know, the annoying commercials with the little girls eating pickles... I guess they think that they can easily attract an audience of pedofiles. commercials usually contain a loud crunching sound when a bite is taken. oh, and the pelican/goose/bird thing has a strange accent.

"vlasic. the tastiest crunch i've ever heard"
or more like "i've ever hoyed"

by butterpecan July 25, 2009

Vlasic Classic

A word some stupid fag tried turning into a gay sex term.

Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.

by Poyfect September 2, 2018