Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience
Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.
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The Vows of Korrui

The rules of the Korrui religion.

The Vows of Korrui as listed from the Büq o' Ksadowce are as follows:
1. "I vow to not fight back until you have hit the ground at least once, unless necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
2. "I vow to not tell lies, must necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
3. "I vow to only use supplies that were either given to you, made by you, were found by you, or were bought by you for any project."
4. "I vow to always repays my debts."
5. "I vow to never choose to give up what I cannot bear to loose."
6. "I vow to never weep for chose not to fight for to keep."
7. "I vow to do no harm."
The Vows of Korrui are listed in the Büq o' Ksadowce
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vowe

Everything, and nothing at that same time
Vowe? Vowe.
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Crimson vow

When you fingerbang a lady on her period with your ring finger.
Brenda was on the rag last night but horny AF so we made a crimson vow before God.
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vows

a deep in area
As she was traveling through newark, nj she said, “I’m in the vows of New Jersey.”
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