Vorpal Blade

A sexual act. The process demands a bowl of snickers to be melted via microwave. Then, after sufficient cooling, the "snicker snack" must be poured on the woman's abdomen. Lastly, the male slaps the woman's abs with his penis until his member is coated in candy residue. The female will naturally lick or eat the candy coating from the male's penis.

"One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead(his penis being limp), and with its head
He went galumphing back."

by EmperorEli December 4, 2011

vorpal

adj. Infinitly sharp. So sharp it cannot be measured.

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

vorpes

King of the eboys

He's acting like a vorpes.

by Gabe Swan December 26, 2018

vorpus

the feeling you get after releasing the feces from anus that you held in for a day and a half

Man I just took a poo and felt major vorpus.

by Vorpusboi May 16, 2018

vorplo

vorplo is a different term for sexy, anyone named vorplo is very attractive and gets all the girls 😏

Typically, people named vorplo are homosexual towards their friends and like to hump them, while you might not find this sexy, it is and everyone drools for over people named vorplo, especially females.

Peter: Omg guys!!..ITS VORPLO!
Jonathan: OMGG HIII VORPLO IM SUCH A BIG FAN!

vorplo: Thanks, but I already knew that 😎

by vorplo March 21, 2021

Vorpy

An ultra intelligent, greater being that knows everything from IRC scripts to the meaning of life. Kinda like a prophet, however Vorpy tends to go into a trance known as 'lurking' where he stands, staring blatantly at the wall. Vorpy can be easily found in #edensworld, #rpgclassics and #evilc.

Vorpy> Sure I can make a script to launch a nuclear bomb at a users house everytime he says the word chicken.

by Gilgamesh July 12, 2003

vorpal

Nobody is sure of the exact meaning, but it applies to an ancient sword so that ought to give you an idea.

"He took his vorpal sword in hand:"
...
"The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!"
(Lewis Carroll, Jabberwocky)

by Pyoko November 26, 2002