vomment

adj. Comments, posts, videos, etc. on Facebook that make third party readers literally or figuratively want to vomit because of it’s lovey-dovey, cutesy and sometimes grotesque ( if people sharing said vomments are nasty) content.

They are not cute together, and neither are the vomments they leave on eachother's walls.

by hanhopehaw July 9, 2011

vomment

an off color comment. online or otherwise, which gushes forth with no thought of consequence or forethought, typed or spoken in haste as if drunk.

Their friendship ended the moment that Mark vommented on Danny's post about his deceased grandmother.

by freaky mcstyles January 16, 2014

Vommentary

Where you commentate but it comes out like word vomit.

"Dude, I just did vommentary on this sick ass movie"

by Voyagerborg August 27, 2016

vomitfont

the illegible font used by death core bands in their logos

I can barely read this bands name because they used vomitfont

by adequate addict October 8, 2016

vomment

"vom ment" :

verb: the act of reading a comment that makes you want to vomit
noun: a comment that makes you want to vomit

as a verb: Her constant negativity causes me to vomment.

by Needa Xanex October 8, 2018

Vomitten

German origin, what happens to your stuff when you throw up on it: use paper for best results

I'm sorry friend, i'm just not feeling well tonight. I've got alot going on as usual and I think I ate some bad random chicken. In any case, your weekly data usage reports for tomorrow's presentations have become vomitten. Sorry, I'm gonna throw up.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 18, 2019

Vomments

The mean, ugly, rude, disgusting, vile and crude things people say in the Comments.

I wish I hadn't read the vomments in the comments. People suck!

by Italicana December 30, 2019