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Valda

Valda is a very unique girl. She can be very sensitive, but very caring, nice and beautiful in her own unique way . But if you ever mess with her or her friends, she will mess with you (she will actually fight you) . So you wouldnt wanna mess with her . She is smart, gorgeous, cute and such an amazing friend. Any guy would be lucky to have a Valda because she is very sweet, loving and caring.
Damn... here Valda comes.
OMG! its Valda.
by xocuzzii August 31, 2020
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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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Vodak Moment

The moment when you realize that vodka would go well with your current, nonalcoholic beverage.
Zac: This juice tastes great, but it's missing something..

Nate: Pour some Skyy in there, it'll taste awesome!

Zac: Total Vodak Moment.
by Dessimate March 17, 2011
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Southern Volcano

Eruptive bowel movement, to such a degree that it mimics a volcano exploding, but downward.
Dude, I just ate three ex-lax brownies, and I feel a Southern Volcano coming in my near future.
by Tyson the Bastard May 2, 2006
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Testicular Volcano

When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably
Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?
by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015
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Veldamort

She’s an icon, a legend, so amazing. The queen herself. Nicknamed Veldy.
“I really kin Veldamort” - Jordan
by the velma stans February 3, 2021
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Volcanic Eruption

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis
As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!
by SlopNChop November 30, 2016
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