vorpal

1. An adj. meaning extremely sharp, usually so sharp as to cut through anything without any resistance whatsoever.

2. A specific enchantment upon a magical sword that, on a crit, severs the head of its victim automatically.

1. I swear to God, dad's turkey knife is vorpal or something.

2. My vorpal longsword +2 made quick work of those Amnizu enforcers.

by Grimrider November 28, 2002

Vorpal Blade

A sexual act. The process demands a bowl of snickers to be melted via microwave. Then, after sufficient cooling, the "snicker snack" must be poured on the woman's abdomen. Lastly, the male slaps the woman's abs with his penis until his member is coated in candy residue. The female will naturally lick or eat the candy coating from the male's penis.

"One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead(his penis being limp), and with its head
He went galumphing back."

by EmperorEli December 4, 2011

vorpal

adj. Infinitly sharp. So sharp it cannot be measured.

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

vlorich

cutest rapper ever. I wish I could fondle his ass cheeks, + he never cap raps, his words can go on for generations

yo girl wassup with you, you listen to that new vlorich

girl: omg! You listen to him?!? Hell yeah let’s fuck

by vlorichfanboy September 12, 2021

vlorich

I'm so tired of the discussion about Vlorich being dominated by people who probably don't even listen to hip hop much normally, and who have little to no knowledge that would help them understand why he is probably one of the most influential and unique musicians out right now. Nobody is more modern. Vlorich represents everything about modern music and pop culture that is particularly unique to contemporary times, i.e. his tireless work ethic and output of work being necessary to stay relevant to the ever-shortening attention span of consumers of popular culture, the good-natured absurdism and trollery that typifies comedy to this current generation of adolescents as compared to the irony embraced by my generation (Fuck school nigga s/o Duwap kaine) and the cynicism more typical of the generation before mine. There is so much that is actually important to discuss about him and his career and influence that gets drowned out by the over-celebration of the corny meme bullshit. Vlorich embodies everything that makes the SoundCloud rap era beautiful. His music is low-effort, and his success was built by a community of thousands from all over the world. He has to have the highest wealth-to-effort ratio of any human being on earth. But through his passiveness, he has allowed his team and his army of Stans to change how music sounds, how much depth it needs and how it is distributed. He is constantly changing to keep his appeal fresh, and SoundCloud changes around him.

vlorich - yeah I be counting bands yeah no u cannot get 2 me

Random jit - ينقذنا جميعاً من ذنوبنا السلام عليكم يا فلورش

by vlorichfanboy November 1, 2021

vorpes

King of the eboys

He's acting like a vorpes.

by Gabe Swan December 26, 2018

Vorp

Vorp is a fry word. Vorp is the kind of word you use when you're frying just a little bit too hard, see, and you just need a little break, see, because this high is TOO MUCH, SEE!!! so you say *VORP* ... and send it to the future.

And then one day you're driving home and suddenly, that volkswagon you're in ... melts.

Vorp means, I'm hungry
And vorp means, Hello
One quick vorp is yes
And two quick vorps are no.

It's the laziest language
that was ever set forth
A small *vorp* is south,
and a big VORP is north

by dj3p@hotmail[dot]com April 9, 2003