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Vlada

The best person ever.
Vlada deserves the world.
Vlada is amaizing
Vlada is talented

Everyone should love vlada.
VLADA SUPREMACY
Idk who: hey! Do you know Vlada?
Me: Do you mean the sweetest person on earth or the talented writer? Oh wait! THATS THE SAME PERSON
by Karloss November 21, 2021
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Vladan

This person is always ready for fun, but his reputation is #1 priority. He is the type of person that will do anything for hanging out with friends. He likes hockey and baseball. Big facebook and twitter fan. He unlocks parts of your heart that seemed closed forever. His eyes radiate with warmth and kindness. You would wish to meet one of his alter egos. Made with the perfect personality.
by hille6095 January 11, 2018
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Vladau

Vladau, the most kickass and masculine title, used after a person's name. It's well known that Chuck Norris is one of the very few chosen ones that go under this name.
Good Morning, Vladau! Please don't turn me into a pile of ashes with your badass and masculine looks, Oscar Vladau!
by "Champion" April 14, 2009
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Vladasmear Poopin

The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
Vladasmear PoopinAdolf Shitlershitlershit headshitcrapcleveland steamerboston blowfishjerk offmasterbate
by King Philly July 10, 2009
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česká vláda

Clowns | Klauni
Ti klauni nejsou schopni ani naočkovat lidi - česká vláda
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Those Clowns aren't even capable of vaccinating people - czech government

CLOWN SHIT

tt: @OstravskaDira
by OstravskaDira February 23, 2021
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Vladamir Poopin

The act of masturbating while excreting a bowel movement.
Hey man, stop Vladamir Poopin all day and get to work.
by herbsta420 January 17, 2019
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Vladamir Putin

Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler
Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too
by Helpmylifelol March 8, 2022
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