Violin

The invisible instrument that your friends or collegues play for you when you sound like a little bitch.

You - Dude, how in the fuck does my boss expect me to do all of this bullshit for him on such short notice?

Me - <<playing an invisible violin>>

You - AHHHHHHHHHH !

by Xx-JC-xX October 14, 2009

Violin

a torture to your hands.

What a great violin.

by FunniestEnglish February 1, 2021

violin

The highest instrument in the string family.
Also the only musical instrument that asian children are permitted to play.

Asian Child: Dad, i want to play the guitar.
Father: Daughter, it's pronounced "violin".

by bob the amazing person October 22, 2012

violin

Noun
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1) An instrument which is fun to play when you vibrato the ‘G’ string with your pinky.
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1) Mom said, “Don’t rape the fucking violin.”

by Johnson. May 23, 2018

Violin

When a cat licks its own private parts, it puts one leg out like the bow of a violin. (verb, Australian)

Aww Jeeze Twinkletoes, do you have to 'do violin' while I am eating my bacon sanga ? Tha'ts just so... In my face !

by Lemonseed December 13, 2012

The Violin

Were you tell your sex partner to close there lips and make a humming sound and you proceed to taking you penis and strumming it up and down on there lips.

I gave that hoe The Violin last night nigga!

by Flapjack boy August 5, 2008

Violin

(noun) A word that symbolizes the female genitalia; not dissimilar to the instrument, the violin, there must be a stick to produce sound. Likewise, it can be performed with a group.

Many have tried to learn the art form of 'playing' the violin, but only a few have truly mastered it.

by McCrapper March 22, 2013