by Skin-Nerd July 18, 2005
Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.
Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans?
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.
by Pedantic Twit April 21, 2006
To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.
The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.
by Anie Banani March 5, 2008
The bane of all envious boyfriends & frustrated actors who are now movie critics, who couldnt make it in show businessw/ hair.
Of a jealous boyfriend: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay ladies so stop swooning over him.
Of a frustrated critic: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay;his carer is finished.
They are all secretly thinking: why does he have to be a handsome muscular guy who can act & is sensitive & can be tough & can be funny? why can't be like Steve Seagal instead who's no threat to us?
Of a frustrated critic: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay;his carer is finished.
They are all secretly thinking: why does he have to be a handsome muscular guy who can act & is sensitive & can be tough & can be funny? why can't be like Steve Seagal instead who's no threat to us?
by Girl Critic April 14, 2005
by vins chicklette September 2, 2003
Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel.
Dude, there's a vin diesel here, we should leave
Dude, there's a vin diesel here, we should leave
by scott douglas December 5, 2003