Annoying, nomadic non-student denizens of Isla Vista (IV), near the U.C. Santa Barbara campus; in the late 1970s, held court in IV's famed Dog Shit Park (DSP).
by lettersnsciencegrad September 30, 2006
Get the isla vista derelict mug.an almost too-good-to-be-true college student playground nestled in fabulous santa barbara where the apartments are absolute shit yet $650/mo to share a room. at night, IV crawls with thousands of piss-drunk students, all walking from house to house sucking up the greater half of california's vodka supply. sadly, neartly half of these party-goers are arrested by the IV foot patrol for DIPs. isla vista is an overall awesome place to spend your college years.
UCSB student: "yes, i live in isla vista."
student's grandmother: GASP!!
student's friends: "let's go there and get wasted."
student's grandmother: GASP!!
student's friends: "let's go there and get wasted."
by santabarbaralover September 19, 2005
Get the isla vista mug.by _K. April 10, 2008
Get the windows vista mug.A school dominated by Asians, both smart, dumb, and in between, where parents murder you for grades, where tests are a huge huge huge huge huge part of your grade, and also projects, where the Juniors are the dominating class, where there are a couple hundred clubs, interesting schedules, an odd mix of personalities and nasty attitudes, a place where you will get back stabbed for the hopes of getting a good grade, and where the Matadors live.
It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.
It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.
@Monta Vista High School
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!
Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!
Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.
by Durhurthe Great. October 26, 2010
Get the Monta Vista High School mug.1.A place where everyone is asian, and wears Abercrombie. There is a small group of emo kids mixed in there. Other then that, nada. Or whatever the Chinese word for nothing is. There are about three fat people, and everyone else weighs all of six pounds.
None of the guys there have ever heard of zit cream, I swear.
2. A high school where everyone has a GPA of 5.0. If one of them gets anything less than an A, they'll slit their wrists. Seriously, It's happened.
3. Land of the Miniskirts. There is no dress code. You could come to school wearing nothing but stickers on your nipples and not get in trouble.
4. Home of the Matadors. Yes, we are the bull killers who get killed by bulls, and dress up in sparkly clothing. Why couldn't we be something less embarassing, like the Monta Vista.. Moose?
5. Everyone there is either over six feet or under five. Makes being five'seven" hard.
None of the guys there have ever heard of zit cream, I swear.
2. A high school where everyone has a GPA of 5.0. If one of them gets anything less than an A, they'll slit their wrists. Seriously, It's happened.
3. Land of the Miniskirts. There is no dress code. You could come to school wearing nothing but stickers on your nipples and not get in trouble.
4. Home of the Matadors. Yes, we are the bull killers who get killed by bulls, and dress up in sparkly clothing. Why couldn't we be something less embarassing, like the Monta Vista.. Moose?
5. Everyone there is either over six feet or under five. Makes being five'seven" hard.
1. "Hey, dude, check out that girl in the Abercrombie shirt!" "Which one?"
2. Kamar got a 99 on his test, so the janitor had to clean up his blood from the bathroom floor.
3. You could go to school naked and you wouldn't get in trouble.
4. Why are we the Matadors? Bull fights are illegal
5. When you can't tell a senior from a freshman, you know you're at Monta Vista High School.
2. Kamar got a 99 on his test, so the janitor had to clean up his blood from the bathroom floor.
3. You could go to school naked and you wouldn't get in trouble.
4. Why are we the Matadors? Bull fights are illegal
5. When you can't tell a senior from a freshman, you know you're at Monta Vista High School.
by blu_iz_mi_color September 16, 2008
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rejections of drivers, flaws in security, drops in performance/frame rates, legitimate media blocked by anti-piracy protection and software compatibility problems. Has evolved to encompass any 'improvement' or overhaul of a piece of software or updated interface that degrades utility and performance.
2. A sexual disorder primarily affecting top Microsoft management as a result of career dysfunction.
Fuck me... my fucking laptop has Vistitis. Now I have to install a p1rated version of XP.
rejections of drivers, flaws in security, drops in performance/frame rates, legitimate media blocked by anti-piracy protection and software compatibility problems. Has evolved to encompass any 'improvement' or overhaul of a piece of software or updated interface that degrades utility and performance.
2. A sexual disorder primarily affecting top Microsoft management as a result of career dysfunction.
Fuck me... my fucking laptop has Vistitis. Now I have to install a p1rated version of XP.
Girl: What do you want me to do with that? It's got micro- soft Vistitis.
Executive: Julie at the office left me for Google today, so you will shut up and swallow my pitiful benefits package.
Executive: Julie at the office left me for Google today, so you will shut up and swallow my pitiful benefits package.
by mike_hawk_69 June 3, 2008
Get the Vistitis mug.The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.
I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.
by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008
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