Vestal

A lame-ass town in upstate New York.

-Dude, what is that scar on the landscape?
-It is Vestal.

by Scotty-2-H January 22, 2005

Vestavia Hills

A town of snobby rich shitbags who’s wives guzzle the poolboy’s cock while they’re at work. Everyone here condemns you before you get to hell and claims to be “christian” even though they are the lowest form of slime crawling the earth. Past times include: judging others, spoiling kids, having telephone pole lodged up asshole. If you send your children to school here, fuck you.

“Hey Bob aren’t you from Vestavia Hills?”
“No, I’d rather get in a fatal car wreck than associate with that place”

by DickLebow69 August 6, 2021

vistaster

n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."

by Pete A. May 27, 2008

vistaster

n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization,

"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."

by Keely C. May 27, 2008

vistaster

(vista-ster) n. a item or service that was supposed to be nice, but ended up as a complete hash. if something is worse than the thing it replaces, it is a total vistaster. named after vista, which is microsoft's newest os/virus. basically, microsoft set out to replace xp with something better, but ended up with something far worse. related to vistastrous, adj, and vistastrously, adv. the word was coined by fake steve jobs in 2008.

I heard windows seven will be a total vistaster.

Synonyms: zuneaster, livesearchaster
Antonyms: maccess, iphoness (derived from success)

by john tuttle May 28, 2008

Vistaster

a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster.

by Shiropetto May 27, 2008

Vestal High School

A filthy school full of half nerdy asians who attend harvard and the other half are juuling freshman with femcuts and wear supreme. They have racist ass teacher and principals, Mr Blain being the worst of the worst! Get caught by him and your ass is grass. Also i have fucked Blains mom and through the grapevine i've heard that his dick is 3.9 inches long and 2.4 inches girth.

you go to vestal high school man you must be a libtard!

by FATWATERMELONCOCK June 25, 2019