The best phone ever in the entire world! Released November 6th, 2009 in the United States and is the result of Motorola, Google and Verizon having a baby. This God of a phone has virtual and physical qwerty keyboards, runs Android 2.0, Google Maps, an AWESOME navigation system, sick web browser, 5mp camera with duel led flash, ability to update mutliple apps at the same time and just about anything that phone can possibly have. Made popular by iDont ads, criticizing the iPhone, which given the features and the fact that its on the best network in the US, it definitely gives the iPhone a run for its money. BUY THIS PHONE!
Speaker 1: whoa dude! you have the sickest phone i think i've ever seen. and it updates soo quickly!
Speaker 2: yes! its the Verizon Droid - the greatest phone ever!
Speaker 2: yes! its the Verizon Droid - the greatest phone ever!
by droido November 6, 2009
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*with heavy Indian accent* "Hello, this is John from Verizon customer service taking your call. How may I help you?"
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The Verizon is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and pulls out right before he ejaculates puts his penis to the the ear of the one who was giving head and comes in their ear while saying can you hear me now.
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Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!
by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009
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William: Yo bro I just bought a new iPhone from Verizon!
John: Cool what version?
William: IPhone 12.
John: Cool what version?
William: IPhone 12.
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Look at this dumbass walking with his pants sagging and Lil Wayne blaring from his phone. Must have Verizon Prepay.
by MileHighPilot August 18, 2010
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their cable package has no local news and everything is extra. their dvr service is shoddy and expensive. their phone service is a different amount every month and leaves you to guesstimate how much you want to use your phone.
the service plans are also laughable. they even charge for toll free calls. that being said, they do have excellent coverage, but living on the east coast (or anywhere but the rockies) I can get service just as good with a sprint based network. also in canada and europe their service is piss poor.
their cable package has no local news and everything is extra. their dvr service is shoddy and expensive. their phone service is a different amount every month and leaves you to guesstimate how much you want to use your phone.
the service plans are also laughable. they even charge for toll free calls. that being said, they do have excellent coverage, but living on the east coast (or anywhere but the rockies) I can get service just as good with a sprint based network. also in canada and europe their service is piss poor.
1. bill: I just got fios at my house! lets watch hbo.
later: WTF? I have to buy all the good stuff a la carte what a rip off
2. mike: aaah now to watch the ren and stimpy episode I recorded on my dvr last night.
what the hell? my dvr stopped working again? that's the third time this week
3. ted: now to see how that labor strike played out.
where's my local news? oh that's right I switched to verizon. now all I get is national news that doesn't cover my home state at all.
4. verizon derpshit: Duuuh look I got me a verizon phone, all I had to do was agree to their outrageous prices for two years, Now I gets to buy as many minutes as I want every month and I gets two whole gigabytes of data. that's a lot. I can also call any ten people I want without using minutes.
me: wow two whole gigabytes, that will get you about twenty minutes on youtube. have fun sophies choiceing your friends
verizon derpshit: but I gets service anywhere in the US
Me: we live on the east coast, where dropped calls went out like the dodo bird.
5.random guy: I was on a conference call for work and now I get stuck with a $150 dollar overage? they assured me it was toll free.
customer service drone: (with trollface on) sorry, but we charge for toll free calls. (this actually happened to me)
Verizon blows. anyone else will give you better cell service. since leaving, I can call anyone without using minutes, and get a consistent bill every month. coverage is never a problem.
later: WTF? I have to buy all the good stuff a la carte what a rip off
2. mike: aaah now to watch the ren and stimpy episode I recorded on my dvr last night.
what the hell? my dvr stopped working again? that's the third time this week
3. ted: now to see how that labor strike played out.
where's my local news? oh that's right I switched to verizon. now all I get is national news that doesn't cover my home state at all.
4. verizon derpshit: Duuuh look I got me a verizon phone, all I had to do was agree to their outrageous prices for two years, Now I gets to buy as many minutes as I want every month and I gets two whole gigabytes of data. that's a lot. I can also call any ten people I want without using minutes.
me: wow two whole gigabytes, that will get you about twenty minutes on youtube. have fun sophies choiceing your friends
verizon derpshit: but I gets service anywhere in the US
Me: we live on the east coast, where dropped calls went out like the dodo bird.
5.random guy: I was on a conference call for work and now I get stuck with a $150 dollar overage? they assured me it was toll free.
customer service drone: (with trollface on) sorry, but we charge for toll free calls. (this actually happened to me)
Verizon blows. anyone else will give you better cell service. since leaving, I can call anyone without using minutes, and get a consistent bill every month. coverage is never a problem.
by master of fire December 6, 2011
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