A Christopher Vento is an unhinged child who has an "obsession" with his little sister. Usually living in horrible living conditions and having no friends.
I can't believe that Christopher Vento likes the Dallas Cowboys, they fucking suck!
After that, you grabbed her little hips and thrusted, is that correct Chritopher Vento?
After that, you grabbed her little hips and thrusted, is that correct Chritopher Vento?
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The act of venting and oscillating simultaneously with/from the butt hole, resulting in a potent gas which WILL permeate throughout the room.
Brett: Dude will you stop venting... it f***ing smells. WOW, and your oscillating at the same time?..... ventoscillating douche!
Jon: Sorry bro I really need to ventoscillate i haven't had a good session in a while!
Jon: Sorry bro I really need to ventoscillate i haven't had a good session in a while!
by BronBorman69 January 8, 2010
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My current ventopillary is pistachios.
by Big cheesy May 22, 2022
Get the Ventopillary mug.to slowly creep away from someone or something with a guilty look on your face. this is usally done after an act that you know is wrong and you dont want to get your ass kicked.
Person 1: Dude did you see what he did when he slapped me?
Person2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did the venuti and slowly creeped away. I wanted to punch him
Person2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did the venuti and slowly creeped away. I wanted to punch him
by MacDaddy827262 December 11, 2009
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Babe, my veiny member is erect, will you suck it?
Babe, my veiny member is erect, will you suck it?
by Zuri y Frankie July 16, 2006
Get the miembro venudo mug.The Gamiest person alive. a person that is extremely good looking, and also has a great personality. People are lucky to know a man by this name. He is the life of every party he walks into. Everybody needs a Mike Venuti in their life.
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